TV Network: SpikeTV.
TV Commentators: Taz & Mike Tenay.
Ring Announcer: Jeremy Borash.
Taped 3/14 from Universal Studios in Orlando,FL.
Sting(TNA Champion) comes down to the ring with the new & old TNA Championship title belt. Sting says before Hogan's show starts.(Hogan Heros has been off the air for along time bud). Sting calls out Hulk Hogan & Eric Bischoff. Hulk & Eric come down to the ring. Sting says this is all thats left of Jeff Hardy and gives it Hulk. Hulk throws the title out of the ring. Sting asks how Hulk & Eric could destroy Jeff's career by making him black hearted. Sting says Jeff was black inside and his actions brought him to a dead end and its Jeff's fault. Sting says Eric & Hulk's words got to his head like they do to Immortal's other members. Sting says he can't really help Jeff not but theirs 50 others backstage he can help. Crowd chants TNA. Hulk says Sting is come and go in TNA. Hulk says Jeff's embarsment to Immortal at TNA was Jeff's fault he let them down. Hulk says Jeff could not live in his shadow. Hulk says Immortal is all main event players. Hulk prasies Matt Hardy. Hulk says everybody makes thier won deal and Sting should save his ass because Immortal has control. Hulk says since he took control on TNA main eventers have been calling and eveybody is replacable especially Sting like Jeff Hardy. Sting says where is everybody he only sees Eric & Hulk with punks. Bully Ray comes down to the ring. Ray says hes been calling forever. Ray says 20 plus years. Ray says thier would be no wrestling if not for Hogan. Ray says Hulk is everything and that burns Sting. Ray says Sting is the backround band like how Devon was to him. Ray says he remembers the day he met Sting and saw his jealousy and everyone buys into it. He says Sting is selfish. Ray says Sting could never be better then Hogan and thats why he came back. Ray says it would be a honor to be apart of Immortal and to take out Sting and become champion. Ray says wherever Sting goes he will always be in Hulk's shadow. Hulk goes to give Ray a title shot but Fortune comes down to the ring. (Commercials). AJ says Fortune has Sting's back 100%. AJ asks Ray about him wanting to be a singles wrestler but that never happening as he had a partner that carried him. AJ says w/o Devon they would of never been champions. AJ says Ray can't make it on his own. Ray says he wants to smack AJ's silver spoon out of his mouth. Ray says if it was not for Dixie wiping AJ's ass, AJ would be on the streets. Ray says how he is a 23 time champion and if he did not have Devon he would be a 23 time world champion. Ray says AJ does not belong in their ring. Ray goes to talk to Hulk but AJ slaps him. Hulk holds them apart. Mr. Anderson comes down to the ring. Anderson yells at Hulk where his rematch is. Hulk says Anderson really is a asshole. Anderson Flair drops in the ring. Anderson yells asshole. Hulk says Anderson could not beat RVD and could not get the job done so he is out of the way. Anderson says how RVD could not beat him either, Terence. Eric has a idea. Eric says the network wants ratings so he wants a 4-way match tonight. Anderson, RVD, Ray, & AJ to battle for #1 contender for the TNA title tonight. Anderson says no as he gets the match. Hulk gets in Anderson's face and says they just did.
Backstage: Kurt Angle arrives. Cameraman asks him what he is carrying. Angle says its a present for the Jarrets and its a big surprise.
(Commercials).
Commercial: PPV.
Backstage: A.J. Styles & Rob Van Dam talk. AJ tells RVD they need to work together tonight. RVD sarcasticly agrees because of thier history. RVD says he will win the match on his own as he never lost the title. RVD leaves.
1. Alissa Flash vs Madison Rayne(Knockouts Champion) w/ Tara. TNA Knockouts Championship Title Match. Ref Jackson James. Rayne attacks Flash on the way to the ring. Rayne wins in 10 seconds. Rayne attacks Flash after. Mickie James runs down to the ring and chases Rayne & Tara out of the ring. Flash walks in the camera shot leaving then does So Cal Val. Mickie wants a title shot. Madison says unless Mickie makes worth awhile, Mickie's has all had her shots. Mickie wants to know what Rayne wants. Rayne says she wants Mickie's hair and humilate her shaving her bald after she beats her at PPV. We turn crowd voulume up for afew seconds for no reason. Mickie agrees.
Backstage: D'Angelo Dinero talks to a fat blind man, a fake fat lady, and a fake hannicapped man. Dinero has them rehearse their lines.
Graphic: #1 contenders Match tonight.
(Commercials).
Graphic: PPV DVD.
Backstage: Mr. Anderson yells at Hulk Hogan. Anderson does not understand why he has to fight for a title match he already owns. Hulk says RVD could not beat RVD at PPV. Anderson says Hulk already screwed him out of it. Hulk says Anderson has to choose to do it the easy way or the hard way. Anderson throws the cameraman out.
D'Angelo Dinero in the ring with the Pope's needy. Taz says its obvious they need to restock the food stand. Dinero says everyone needs miracles right now. Dinero says to the fat lady he will help her lose weight. Taz says thier need a chain saw. Dinero fixs them all. Taz jokes the blind man looks like Borash when holding the mic(hahha). After Dinero fixed the blind man(who was still acting blind), Taz says they need to teach him how to talk now. Taz says looks like the Oddities. Dinero can't help the fat lady and says nobody can help her. Samoa Joe comes down to the ring with Okato. Dinero says Samoa & Okato are always ripping him off. Dinero takes Okato hostage with a knife. Dinero keeps hittin Okato in the head with a mic every time he steps on his head. Dinero throws Okato down the ramp.(looked like the segment was edited alot).
Graphic: #1 Contenders Match tonight.
(Commercials).
Video Recap: Dinero/Samoa/Okato before the break.
Backstage: Dinero has Okato hung by his hands and beats him up. Dinero says its rough on the stretts. Dinero unmasks Okato to reveal Okada(oh my!) Dinero wants him to put his mask back on. Dinero says its very personal. Dinero steps on Okada's feet. Dinero says he wants some chop sushi. Samoa runs in and runs Dinero off. Joe tells Okada he is going to be ok in Japanese. Samoa is angry.
Backstage: RVD & Anderson talking. RVD says Anderson must not have morals to join Immortal with Hogan & Eric. Anderson says that RVD could be with Immortal. RVD says they will find out tonight who it is and leaves.
Graphic: #1 Conterds Match tonight.
(Commercials).
Backstage: Beautiful People talk about the street fight match tonight. Winter enters and tells Velvet that Angelina replaced her with Winter in the Street fight tonight. Winter & Velvet try to pull Love to thier side and plead thier cases about what happened at PPV. Velvet says Love knows her. Love leaves with Wintrer. Velvet wonders what is going on.
Jeff & Karen Jarrett come down to the ring. Crowd chants "Slap Nuts" Jeff says he has nothing left to prove as he has beaten & humilated Kurt Angle. Jeff says theirs nothing left in Kurt. Jarrett can't do this to their 2nd dad no more. Jeff wants to make a truce between the two. Jeff says he wants to be the better man tonight for his kids. Jeff asks Kurt to come out and beg for forgiveness to move on. Kurt Angle comes down to the ring with his present. Taz thinks the present is the fork for the fat lady. Jeff asks if the gift is for him. Kurt says Jeff is the better man and he could never be as good as him. Kurt gives Jeff the gift as a peace offering to move on. Jeff is surprised. Jeff does not trust him and opens the gift. It's one of the $175 TNA gutiars but with a American flag on it. They all raise hands but Kurt takes the gutair and smacks Jeff with it. Karen tries for a low blow but Kurt had a cup on. Jeff is cut open bad from the head! Kurt says he is mad and sick of this s***. Kurt wants a cage match at the PPV or he will find them and wish they where dead. Jeff says yes. Kurt says he will find and hunt them down if not its damn real. Kurt stares down a scared Karen.
Backstage: Eric Bischoff talks to Rob Terry, Gunner, & Murphy. Eric says how Abyss put his body on the line and is unable to defend the TV title and one of them will win the title tonight. He tells them to fight thier guts out for it. Eric says the best man will leave carrying the title and represnting Immortal.
Graphics: Street Fight & Main Event tonight.
(Commercials).
Commercial: TNA Live Events.
Backstage: Jarretts. Karen calls 911 and tells them how Kurt attacked Jeff and they need to get here quickly/
Video Package: TV Championship Title Match.(Did we really need a video package for this?)
2. Gunner vs Murphy vs Rob Terry. TNA TV Championship Title Match. Ref Brian Hebner. Tenay talks about Brooke Hogan & Eric's wife here tonight. Backstage: Police arrive at the Impact Zone. Gunner wins with side slam to becaome TNA TV Champion! Eric comes to the stage and claps.
Video: A.J. Styles talking about him wanting to help RVD but he can take care of himself. AJ says its time to take care of bussiness and become TNA Champion. Ric Flair walks up and says he is thier too. AJ lays out Flair with a slap.
Graphics: Main Event tonight & Street Fight next.
(Commercials).
Commercial: TNA Action Figures.
Backstage: Jarretts talk to the Police. Karen tells them what they did to Jeff. Police gather info. Police tell them to calm down. Karen goes with the police.
Video Recaps Morgan/Hernandez at PPV.
Hernandez, Sarita, & Rosita come down to the ring. Hernandez says it was your land but know its thiers.
3. Hernandez &; Sarita & Rosita(Knockout Tag Champions) vs Winter, Angelina Love, & Matt Morgan. Ref Jackson James. Winter wins with a side slam in 2 minutes. A "Fan" attacks Morgan but then flees with Hernandez & The Beautiful People.
Graphic: Main Event next.
(Commercials).
Commercial: TNAonDemand.com
Video Package: RVD/Anderson from PPV.
Video Recap: Anderson/RVD from PPV(wait did'nt we just do that?)
4. A.J. Styles vs Rob Van Dam vs Bully Ray vs Mr. Anderson. #1 Contenders TNA Championship Title Match at PPV. Ref Earl Hebner. Earl takes the chair away from Ray. Anderson & RVD pin each other. Earl goes to Borash but Ray lays out Earl. AJ & Ray fight to the stage. Ric Flair comes out and attacks AJ. Ray Ray Bombs AJ off the stage through a table! Refs come out to check on them(poor Earl bobody checks on them). Brian gives the X symbol. The TNA Security guy with the beard, Al Snow, & Simon Diamond check on them.(Earl's son does not even check on him lol.).
(Commercials).
Emts check on AJ & Ray. D'Lo Brown is also their now.
Video Recap: Past match.
Anderson watchs the Emts with AJ on the stage. Ray takes Tenay's chair and yells at everyone. Ray falls down on stage. Beer Money & Kazarian check on AJ. Emts talk about getting AJ's cell phone. We get a closeup of Brooke Hogan. They put AJ on a stretcher. Kaz wonders where Storm went. AJ is stretchered away and to the parking lot where Storm is. Roode tells Kaz to call AJ's wife. Kaz wonders what to say to her. Kaz walks to call her. Cameraman asks him what's going on. Kaz says his best friend is in a ambulance. Kaz talks to AJ's wife on the phone as the cameraman keeps asking. Ambulance leaves without siren or lights.
(Show ends)
My Rating.
Best Parts
1. Opening Segment. Really good. Built alot and was a great way to start the show. Ray's promo was awesome.
2. Jarrett/Angle in ring segment. Short & sweet. Wow on Jarrett's gutair shot to the head.
50/50 Parts
1. TV Title Match. Nothing special. Kinda boring.
2. #1 Contender TNA Title Match ok match but like TNA's PPV did not give you the end of the book yet. Post match betweeen Ray & AJ was really good except for talking of Kaz and the talking cameraman ruining it when they went into the parking lot.
Worst Parts
1. Video Recaps, Video Packages, Commercials, etc. waste of time.
2. TNA's glitchs. From audio to editing to siren & lights on a ambulance. come on. Every week!
3. Knockouts Title Match. 20 second match and bad production = bad. Ok post match to hype Rayne/Mickie title vs hair match atleast its not title vs career again.
4. Overuse of backstage. Too much got annoying. The talking TNA cameraman are stupid.
5. Street Fight. Lame come on, should of been alot better. Street Fight really where was it? Big let down. Too quick.
Should you watch the replay on Spike.com? No but just watch all the Bully Ray stuff(Promo & Table). Really impressive week from Bully Ray!
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